The Suspect

November 20, 2020

Dear Mr. Taylor

I have in my possession a little humorous piece for your most distinguished literary journal/blog.

For your consideration if you please, here is "The Suspect".

The Suspect Name: Amoris Aliases: Venus, Aprhodite Age: unknown Sex: female Ht: 5’9” Weight: 165 Eyes: gorgeous green Lips: full plump pouting cherry red Hair: raven black thick curly cascading over shoulders Figure: full, voluptuous, curvy perfect parabolas and most excellent hyperbolas Demeanor: luscious and lascivious, mysterious and mischievous Country of origin: Mediterranean, likely Greece Charges: without cause or provocation, suspect has been instrumental in contributing to the delinquency of random individuals of all ages. Suspect has inflicted the following forms of pain and suffering on her victims: prolonged periods of insomnia and irrational behavior; broken and or compromised vital organs; short circuiting of neural pathways; diminished cognitive abilities; etc., etc, et al, et al…. In extreme cases, victims have required hospitalization. Known associate: suspect has been seen in the company of a diminutive flying humanoid creature carrying golden bow and arrows NOTE: suspect carries Ram’s horn and is considered armed and dangerous. Contact local law enforcement if you encounter her or if you know of her whereabouts.

El fin,

Mr. Taylor Sr.